Welcome to my database!

Hello! This is my database. It is a base that contains data. If you guessed that, congratulations! You get a gold star! Kidding. In this economy, who has the budget for gold stars? Spending two dollars at the local dollar store for a pack of 140 gold star stickers with inspirational messages just isn't tenable. It's not survivable - and for what? A little validation? Honestly, who even needs gold stars? BECOME the gold star. Become something greater - shed your bonds and transmute your leaden soul into the gold star you always knew you were!

Or, y'know, just spend two dollars at the dollar store and get 140 of them. Might be easier, but less fulfilling.

A gold star with a fake transparent background.

Look at this - this metallic imitation of glory, with a fake checkerboard behind it. Pathetic.